prison gravy


(n)1. uncontrollable trickling viscous fecal matter issued during or post-sodomitical coitus. 2. a spicy, thickening agent used in recipes destined for non-allies.
so, i had this guy, who looked like he’d just gotten out of jail yesterday, bent over this chair, right? and i’m fisting him with a rubber glove i just happened to have. i didn’t have any lube. he was used to it anyway, given where he’d just spent the last 7 months of his life. anyway… all of a sudden i hear this euphoric scream! then it was like my hand was moving with a mind of its own! it was like his -ss had shot prison gravy everywhere! it was so hot! daddy, did they feed you corn yesterday?

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