Prison Shutcall
1. prison boss
2. someone who undermines traditional and official authority within a penitentiary. this includes the control and pay off of all, or at least a large number of the guards. the warden may also be controlled by the shutcall
the shutcall has lots of political power within the facility he/she is incarcerated in. this is usually because they run the ruling gang, or control the drug trade within the prison.
a shutcall’s most defining feature is their ability of engineering elaborate crimes. these crimes can reach outside of the penitentiary they originated in, and are almost always untraceable to the shutcall him/herself.
fellow inmates are loyal to the prison shutcall, and often cover and draw attention from him/her.
guard a: the prisoner rumored to be running that small drug ring was found dead this morning.
guard b: really? i was off duty, how he die?
guard a: face down in the toilet, impaled by a broom. the autopsy showed he was half drown before he died.
guard b: was it the shutcall who ordered the hit?
guard a: don’t know, apparently the warden called him in for questioning but i doubt they have enough proof.
guard b: like every time.
guard a: the warden can’t even get that stool pigeon biggs to finger who the prison shutcall is.
prisoner a: did you hear what shutcall did?
prisoner b: no what?
prisoner a: he found out his old lady was cheating on him on the outside.
prisoner b: what did he do?
prisoner a: he had his yakuza connections find the guy she was cheating with, cut his pinky off then delivered to her.
prisoner b: shows how far his influence goes.
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