Private Bathroom


your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can p–p in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

finally, i’m home. now i can sh-t in peace.

my private bathroom is much cleaner than the sh-tty, p-ss stained public ones.

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