private blendering


where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
employee 1: “our boss is so annoying, i would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him”

employee 2: “yeh dude i know how you feel, he’s been on my back all morning, defs private blendering”

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