pro football


an activity in which you:

1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody’s -sshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
“listen, i had a really great time tonight.”
“me too, thanks again for buying me dinner.”
“well thanks for sucking my c-ck.”
“my pleasure. hey — wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?”

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