Pro Jackass


person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.
turning the the wrong way on to a “one way” street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. that’s a pro jack-ss, you can’t be that dumb without practice and dedication.

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