Pro-tan


spending the afternoon professionally tanning in your back yard, at the beach, at a local pool, etc. in place of employment. pro-tanning can be done in a bikini, tankini, or one piece with friends, family or even alone!

this inexpensive activity requires few, if any supplies. some suggestions to take your experience to the next level are sungl-sses, tanning oil or sunscreen, lipgloss with spf, and music.

for optimal results, pro-tanning should be done between the hours of 10:30 am and 3:30 pm.

note: you can also use the term “pro” to other tan related topics such as “pro-burning” (inexperienced pro-tanners) or “pro-failing” or “pro-success” (which is pro-cess for short)
i pro-tan
s/he pro-tans
they pro-tan

i spent the afternoon pro-tanning with donna.

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