proboscaorrhagia


extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. a fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of m-ssive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or s-xual topics and/or situations.
doctor: “your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia.”
mom: “is it curable?”
doctor: “yes. just take away all of his p-rn and he’ll be fine.”

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