procass


noun.
1. a person who procastinates to a great extent yet still manages to do better on their problem sets and exams than anyone else in the cl-ss.

2. someone who procastinates and is an -ss about it.
guy 1: i got a 95% on that exam and i only studied for five minutes before the test!
guy 2: f-ck you man, i spent all week preparing for that test.
guy 1: maybe you should try being smarter, or at least less dumb.
guy 2: god you’re such a proc-ss.

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