Prochristination
putting off attending church because it’s too much work for a sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.
greg: “hey tim, let’s go to church today. i heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and i haven’t gotten laid in a while.”
tim: “i think i’m just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. besides, the 49ers are on at 1!”
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