Procrapstination
taking time before an important task to enjoy the simple pleasures of a long cr-p.
“procr-pstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and i would probably be able to get more work done” -frederick douglas
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when you really need to take a dump, but you just don’t want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. favorite show is on or finishing homework.
person 1: man, i really gotta take a sh-t badly…
person 2: so go.
person 1: no way dude, my show’s on.
person 2: procr-pstination again? fine, go explode from sh-t.
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