Procrascination
the act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming p-ssionately interested in something which would normally be boring. usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
“i shouldn’t have gone on wikipedia – i got a procrascination for the moons of jupiter and now i’ve got to write fifteen thousand words on the spanish civil war by tomorrow.”
“i failed my degree because i developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in mario kart 64.”
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