Procrastaworkanating
the activity of focusing on anything other than the required task at hand involving work to prolong the pain of completing a painful work related task.
aaron – “oh man, can i google pictures of crack wh-r- babies? ”
mich-lle “wtf dude, are you procrastaworkanating?”
aaron “busted, these depos and this client are ridiculious.”
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the wanton, reckless, unselective, casual and indiscriminate consumption of foods without regard to the potential consequences; characterized by an unhealthy relationship with food and a lack of a long-term commitment to quality foods and eating for the right reasons and in the right manner. (this is the t-tle of my 2011 book– promiscuous eating: understanding […]
- propagate
to breed…. basically to have s-x, to bone, do it, f-ck… d-mn, i’m so h-rny, i need to find someone to propagate with today!
- prostate fishing
using a rod type object that is of a fallous characteristic to m-ssage the prostate within the male r-ct-m. he was prostate fishing his bottom f-ck-buddy with his black d-ck.
- Protein Poop
the frequent, very solid, and sometimes painful p–ps which result from eating protein bars and/or protein drinks. this typically occurs from eating too many protein bars or powder, as the body cannot metabolize the supplement efficiently. when taking too much protein: these p–ps usually occur many times per day, stink very bad to the point […]
- Pseudo-bump
seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists. saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as […]