Procrastibang


(v) the act of having s-x in order to avoid looming responsibilities.
chad: “i’m going to fail this midterm today.”
cindy: “why?”
chad: “i was too busy procrastibanging to study.”

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    playing runescape to put off doing other things “have you done that homework?” no, iv been totaly procrastiscaping”

  • Proctologically

    thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your -ss. john proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

  • Radgee

    well known name for the “charv”, or “chav” as known down south. radgee/rajee is a very common way of calling the chav in the north of england. adam: woah look at that idiot jordan: yeah just typical radgee for you.

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    thats a fantastic idea, yo. qdoba sounds mint right now. yes, it sounds quite profunktious.

  • Projectzilla

    similar to a bridezilla, but with projects. someone who has to have complete control over a project they’re working on rachel: don’t touch my index cards!!! john: jeez, you don’t have to be such a projectzilla


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