procrastiception


an attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.
“dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?”
“nah, i was going to stop procrastinating but i procrastinated that too…”
“procrastinating within procrastination? you know man, we’ve got a word for that sh-t around here. procrastiception.”

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