when you procrastinate on the work you’re supposed to be doing by doing something else productive.
the act of doing another thing that is not as urgent, but still important.
“i don’t want to do my homework. i’ll clean my room instead.”
“that’s some real procrastiductivity right there.”
- gender insertingmale inserting
a trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, s-xists, etc). this is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. they usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ”cause”(extra attention to their gender, or species, a.k.a. nothing […]
a placeholder interjection meant to express shock, confusion, joy, pleasure, and/or whatever ur heart desires…….use it wisely. alt. spellings: d-mnzoi, dayumzoi, damzoinks, dangzoi (feel free to add ur own to spice things up) “damzoi! that test today was finna hard!” “that nikita, d-mnzoi … she really snaked my goat…” “d-mnzoi, this word sucks a duck.”
someone who is a full time p-ssy slayer chris is such a chrev
- snowflake the gorilla
harambe’s white brother snowflake. he was the only white gorilla to live and be accepted in the black gorilla community. r.i.p snowflake. john: fred, you know snowflake the gorilla harambe’s white brother. fred: yer, he was a f-cking sick c-nt. he was the only white gorilla accepted in the black gorilla community. r.i.p. whitegorillalivesmatter
- destination hallucination
when oneself/someone is taking every single drug ‘under the sun’ to reach the ultimate hallucination man i got f-cked up last night. i took everything man, i was on a one way ticket to destination hallucination