Procrastiknowledge
knowledge gained when trying to do anything but what you need to. usually completely useless knowledge gained on the internet.
person 1: hey man, what did you do yesterday?
person 2: i really didn’t want to do that paper, so i now know the mongolian national anthem by heart, and did you know that hippo milk is purple?
person 1: you’ve got a lot of procrastiknowledge my friend.
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