procrastination ratio
the ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.
varies from person to person.
usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
guy #1: have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
guy #2: not yet, let me play a few more games of robot unicorn attack first… i have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
guy #1: so… doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
guy #2: you got it!
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