Procrastinatory Munchies


the feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. the feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren’t even hungry.
b-tch -ss chemistry teacher: where’s your homework? me: all sunday i was planning on working on it, but i got the procrastinatory munchies and ended up not doing anything. b-tch -ss chemistry teacher: that would most likely explain your overall surface area….. me: did you just call me a lard-ss in smart guy language?!! at least i didn’t spend my weekend procrasterbating like some b-tch -ss chemistry teacher i know.

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