Procrastipoop
v. to deny and put aside any feelings you may have that are telling you to take a sh-t. broken down into two words we get, procrastinate and p–p. essentially, one is so incredibly lazy that they don’t even bother to relieve themselves, procrastinating their p–ping habits. can also be used as a noun: procrastip–per.
jeff: dude, did you hear about that one kid in the obituaries this morning?
steve: yeah man, apparently he was a procrastip–per and died from a build up of sh-t in his body.
jeff: hm, shame.
the act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).
example 1:
“i procrastip–ped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly sh-t myself in the way to the bathroom”.
example 2:
“i was so into minecraft that i procrastip–ped for 6 hours strait”
the act of holding a sh-t inside of you until 4 in the morning until you can unload it onto your roomates chest. also known as the rob bell
dood… dj took a dirty procrastip–p on taylor’s chest!!
he gave him a rob bell? disgusting!
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