Procrastmas


a winter holiday falling somewhere between christmas and new years day, during which procrastinators give gifts that were purchased late, often purchased at a significant discount.
joe: merry christmas, bill!
bill: it’s the 29th, joe.
joe: so? merry procrastmas!
bill: you forgot to remove the tag that says 50% off…

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