procrastostalking
procrastinating on a major -ssignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on facebook.
person 1: hey, i saw that link you posted on steve’s cousin’s girlfriend’s wall back in 2006! hilarious!
person 2: …okay?
person 1: it’s cool, man, i was procrastostalking.
person 1: ugh i’m never gonna finish this paper….also did you see jeff’s profile pic from middle school? what a jerk hahahahaha
person 2: maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.
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