avoiding the crotch for as long as possible.
becky doesn’t want to have s*x with her boyfriend. she is enacting procrotchtination.
a chode sucking motherf*cking r*t*rded b*tch he’s so weird he must be a vespan
- jean boy
commonly used to describe a flamboyantly dressed male. i can’t believe he left his house like that, what a jean boy.
- the lancastrian danger scale
it can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which lancastrians are experiencing. the scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations. 1: what is that? 2: t’ah f*ck is that? 3: f*ck that! 4: f*ck!! 5: f*ck this sh*t i’m out… c’mon now t’ah […]
- saucy chimichanga
when during intercourse you ram your thumb into your partner’s *sshole so hard they sh*t all over you d*ck making the “saucy chimichanga” yeah, last night i gave the saucy chimichanga to lucy last night, she dumped me afterwards but it was so worth the experience.