Proctologist
an -ssmaster that also works as a doctor.
proctologist: “did you see the game last night?”
jim: “no, did we beat them?”
proctologist: “we didn’t just beat em, we r-ct-m!” (rimshot)
a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person’s -n-s.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
an -ss inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of sh-t in my -ss
that specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
dr. hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples -sses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes -ss
one who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients -ssholes.
one day my roommate and i went to visit our proctologist, dr. eurwin konbonschleuden for our periodical -sshole inspection.
also known as: a sh-tty job.
ernie: you know burt, mcdonald’s would go under if you weren’t there to run the frier!
bert: yeah, i’m a regular proctologist.
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