proctored
to make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of compet-tion. derived from the 2006 clemson university football team’s quarterback, will proctor.
dude, who’s team are you playing for? you totally f-cking proctored us!
the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being “flipped like a flapjack” into h-m-s-xuality, typically during an army deployment to afghanistan.
“he just got the sh-t proctored out of him”
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