Prodfuctivity
spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one’s own -rs-.
bill : “i spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own -rs-. it was total prodfuctivity. later that day though i got through a sh-tload of actual work.”
ted: “wow, that’s counterprodfuctive.”
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