productizing
productizing is when you take a big sh-t on someone, grind it into their face with a meat grinder, and then violently rape them with an ipod. this way, they feel the product ripping them apart, but they also smell the quality of the product itself.
jeff: “dude, why do you smell like sh-t?”
bob: “my girlfriend was productizing me with an ipod yesterday.”
jeff: “ouch.”
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