Profellate
oral stimulation or gratification performed on a p-n-s by a professional hooker-wh-r-. a skill commonly attributed to those that can perform f-ll-t– at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf b-lls. the ultimate level is to ‘proball’ whereby two professional hooker-wh-r-s prof-ll-t- on a single p-n-s to completion, then sharing the -j-c-l-t- between each, mouth-to-mouth.
d-mn that heather can prof-ll-t- a c-ck like no other.
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