professional booger picker
a profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.
during a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. when the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them “i used to wipe them on my pants, but that’s just gross.” i’m a professional booger picker.
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