professional bunnage


a fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see “dat -ss”.

mostly used during dinners party and high-cl-ss social gigs.

the two “n’s” represent the -ss.
james: oh d-mn! look a that girl’s -ss. i’d hit it from the back, right lads?
bob: i’d have a go on her.
horatio: oh quite! that is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

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