Professional Caucasian Life-Prop
a white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an amb-ssador, or a company figurehead. this is done so that the client’s concern can seem more “prestigious” and “international” to locals.
“brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to india and pretend to be an american investor for a small indian start-up so they can land a big contract.”
“g-dd-mn, i wish someone would pay me to be a professional caucasian life-prop”.
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