professional mother
one who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc… habits. this is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.
some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.
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