professionally bumming


to not literally b-m someone, but cater to their every need. for example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you b-m lick them.
emily: “omgg i love ben he is so cute, isn’t he so cute! i love him! i’m gonna make him a cake on his birthday”
beth: (rolls eyes) “cool can i help?”
emily: “no way, i don’t want you getting any of the credit cos i love him”
beth: “oh —- you! just cos your professionally b-mming him”

emily runs off and crys.

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