Professor Hotfruit
a non gender specific individual that exudes s-x appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.
man: “oh. my. g-d. professor hotfruit over there just taught a cl-ss in erection building.”
or
woman: “i was gonna give him first date -n-l, then i was like ‘girl, he’s no professor hotfruit’ and gave him a handy instead.”
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