professor pronunciation
the unusual pr-nunciation of common words by university professors.
my history professor says “po-land” instead of “poland.” is it really the land of the po?
i thought “g-d” rhymed with “odd” but my professor says “gah-haw-d” as if it had three syllables.
dude, that’s professor pr-nunciation; get used to it.
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