Professor RJ
a person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. he or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a cl-ss on how to give rimjobs.
garrett: i got an a in ap chemistry!
brian: shut up, rj. the only reason you got that grade is because you teach rimjobs 101.
evan: f-ckin’ professor rj. always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.
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