proftitution
whoring yourself out to your professors for better grades.
ie: student one: “hey, you look kinda tired, are you okay?”
student two: “yeah, i’m just tired. my calculus grade was kinda low so i spent the whole night engaging in proft-tution with dr. dinglemcbiscuitberry. i have a d now.”
student one: “you mean the d.”
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