Profuse Masturbation
a common term for excessive masturbation in one sitting, resulting in the p-n-s becoming thickly calloused and shaped like a half used colgate tube. the activity is also used as a motivational/teamwork exercise in some lines of work… i.e. computer programming and i.t.
-“hey man, did you go to the seminar yesterday on profuse masturbation?”
-“i couldn’t make it in to the office, so i just set up a laptop and used the wifi in starbucks.”
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