Prog Dick
(noun) a slang term for time-signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures
“ugh, i tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had prog d-ck; i didn’t have any dream theater on my ipod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame.”
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