Programmer Hands


soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.
man a) “i need to keep my hands in good shape; i have smooth hands, smooth girly hands.”
man b) “programmer hands is the correct terminology.”

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