Progress Reports
when the school you curently attend decides to f-ck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can b-tch at you.
mom: “oh, look! a letter!”
kid: “noooo!”
mom: “i wonder what…oh f-ck! get in your f-cking room and godd-mn study!”
kid: “f-cking progress reports…”
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