Promiss


prom·iss
n.
1.a. a false declaration -ssuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. a verbal disguise to ‘promise’. something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. a professional miss. e.g. fernando torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es
‘i promiss i’ll do it next time.’

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