pronapstination
when a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succ-mb to the inevitable – napping.
“before i go to sleep i’m going to engage in some pr-napstination – playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until i can’t open my eyes any longer.”
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