Propsex
s-x involving props. not s-x with them, just involving them some how! must be inanimate objects only (no people, animals, amoebas).
choose 3 random objects before you start, or for even more fun ask someone for 3 random objects without telling them what it’s for 😉
ideas: buckets, pegs, wooden spoons, litter pickers, elastic bands, springs, remote controls, barbie dolls,paint brushes, skipping rope, catalogues, watering cans…be creative!
heather: g-d, my s-x life is getting boring!
miranda: hmmm, have you tried props-x!?
heather: you mean proper s-x, well of course!
miranda: no, i mean s-x with props!
heather: sounds weird…like what?
miranda: weeeell whatever, i’ve heard teapots work pretty well -whistles-
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