proroast
a professional (“pro”) who at the same time exhibits the characteristics of a sweaty, foolish and abrasive individual (“roast”).
“oh man, my lazy–ss lawyer is charging me like $150 an hour just to help me divorce my b-tch wife.”
“what a proroast.”
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