Prostate Investigator


1. a man who likes to get another man drunk and then play doctor. he will initiate -n-l s-x and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there.

2. a doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. he will typically leave his finger in a bit to long.

part of speech: noun
alex: dan stop being a prostate investigator!

dan: i can’t help it! i am drunk and like to pretend i am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion…

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