when a prost*tute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.
hooker: hey baby, looking for a good time? interested in a little prost*tostomy?
john: i think i’ll just take a nice gl*ss bottom boat.
- stress m*ffin
when you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit. i should be studying for that test but i’m a stress m*ffin
when performing f*ll*t** on the female genitalia and one sucks the cl*toris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark. i sucked on my girl’s cl*t too hard last time i ate her out, i think i left a cl*tickey.
it’s a spanish word for *ssholes the culoerosca are gonna jump us
- presidential executive
the new t*tle for donald trump, the leader (drumpfenführer) of the new improved states of trump, inc. he no longer “presides” over debates, etc., but rather rules by executive order, the way a businessman runs things. der drumpfenführer is no longer referred to as potus. he is the presidential executive. the states are no longer […]