prostitute pimp-slap


the art of receiving oral s-x and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the sl-t’s head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.
this b-tch last night did such a good job blowin’ me, i gave her the prost-tute pimp-slap.

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