Prostitutitis


prost-tut-tis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
person a: “your boyfriend is so happy he’s with you,”

person b: “yup, i try to give them my money’s worth!” (joking)

person a: “omg! she must be, like, a prost-tute!”

hence, person b has ‘prost-tut-tis’.
noun: a person, usually a female or h-m-s-xual, that is a complete and utter filthy sk-nk that has or has had diseases or is bound to have a disease due to his/her/it’s promiscuous behavior.

adverb: used to describe an affliction that’s very common in hookst-tutes, sk-nkst-tutes, skunts, wh-r-s and myriad types of harlots
crackers: what up prost-tut-tis?
platanera: nothing much nagger

crackers: d-mn son, look at that hoe, don’t tell me you be messin ’round with that b-tch. she gots that prost-tut-tis you know.

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