Protaintiff
the word you use when you can’t remember the word “patent.” it is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.
protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.
hey man, you can’t sing that, i got have a protaintiff for the tune.
albert einstein worked at a protaintiff office.
dude, you totally protaintiff’d bill the other day!
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